As all experienced SEMs know, once in a while we come across some funny bloopers or quirks of the searchers out there. Here are 15 rather hilarious examples that I or my SEM colleagues came across over the past couple of months :

1) Query:  slave contract for my husband

Fifty Shades of Grey has had its influence!

2)

Well, aren’t we always looking for some more wd21175?  I was just thinking the other day as I was on my way to the store: I need some more milk, eggs, and wd21175!

 

3) Query: what is the icd 10 code for a golf cart occupant hit by a turkey

Does this happen frequently?  There’s a specific code for this specific incident?

4) Query: i am emo and im dating a hipster help

Maybe this is my lack of understanding, but I don’t really see the problem. I would think an emo person and a hipster would pair together brilliantly. That, and this person is doing one of my favorite ‘funny things people do’ – treating Google like a therapist and looking for comfort on the internet.

5) Query: Farrah Fawcett Poster with white shirt and nipples showing

I give this person credit for knowing exactly what he wants. I would wrongly assume this query to have taken place in the late 80s, done by an 15-year-old boy with thick glasses with tape on them.

6) Query: circumcision done wrong lawyers

Ouch.  And I do imagine there’s a market for this.

7) Query: how to fake a medical bill

What’s your intention here, buddy?  Which segues into #8….

8 ) Query: can sue my doctor if they not doing anything me do not knowing do when i cant eat any solid foods

Was this written by cookie monster?  He doesn’t know much, especially not when it comes to writing coherent sentences, but he does know that he wants to sue.

9)  Query: things to do in olympia on lsd

Who hasn’t been there?  You’re in Olympia, you just did some LSD, you’re bored….

 

10)

used mattress ad

 

 

 

 

I think my favorite part of this ad is ‘live better.’  On a used mattress.

 

11)  While we’re on the same topic:

 

 

 

I’m not sure I have any questions.  At least not that I actually want answered.

 

12)

walmart bike ad

 

 

 

But can anyone tell me where I can buy this product?

 

13)  Query: training lofts for homing pigeons design

In the words of @noahbrooks, who directed me to this, “I didn’t know i needed to add pigeons as a negative.”

 

14)

baby in toilet ad

 

 

 

What really jumps out at me in this ad is ‘Free Shipping.’

 

15)  Query: profiles for dating online examples for a sugar daddy

Because a sugar daddy needs an example to follow.

 

Please send any other great ones you have my way.

 Jaime Sikora, Account Manager

1 Comment

  1. Abdul Ghani September 20th, 2012

    LMAO ! this was funny, especially the used mattress part. You’re right, who wants answers to the kind of question you’d ask anyway ?

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Jaime Sikora
Jaime Sikora is a PPC & Display Specialist at Nadex. Jaime graduated from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign with a degree in Advertising. Prior to joining 3Q Digital, she worked in the newspaper industry at the Chicago Sun-Times. In her spare time, Jaime enjoys reading, cooking, traveling, and spending time at the Chicago lakefront.