The World According to AdWords, Part 3: College Majors

Published: May 31, 2012

Author: Molly Shotwell

Hopefully some of you have been following my series, The World According to AdWords. I’ve tackled gadgets and social networking sites thus far; I thought I’d go for a change this time around and look back to the good old days of college. Let me know if you agree with my 95-characters-or-less thoughts on some college majors:

Majored In Sociology?

Like Most of College, It Seemed

Like A Good Idea At The Time.

Philosophy Degree A Must

Is a Line You Rarely To Never See

In An Employer’s Want Ad.

Physics Major

Perfect For Anyone Who Always Wants

To Be Left Alone At Parties.

The Kinesiology Major

For Those Who Aspire To Count

9 Year-Olds’ Laps Around A Track.

Why Major In English?

Don’t You Already Speak It? Do

You Find Shakespeare Very Useful?

Criminal Justice

Aspire to Enforce The Law, Then Get

Your 19 Year-Old Self Super Drunk.

Classical Studies

Because Learning Languages No One

Speaks Seems Incredibly Practical.

Any majors you would have added? Hit me up with “ad copy.” And suggestions for future editions of the series are welcomed as always!
– Jaime Sikora, Production Manager

The World According to AdWords, Part 3: College Majors

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